The Bhokaal Trip - Kanpur ->Etawah -> Agra -> Fatehpur Sikri -> Bharatpur

Mode of transport - Bajaj Pulsar 180CC, UP 78 BF 6305

Drivers: (Haggus) 75Kg, 185cm, Normal Eye Sight and a Good Driver
Associate Driver: a.k.a. Mamla), 100kg, 175cm, Blind in both eyes and a extreme sports driver who ll die some day with an excuse of; cant drive with Lens

• So it all started on one fine morning, 16th March, दो dude नीकले अपनी मर्दानगी increase करने !

• Within first 15mins of driving we had like 2 stops but we were improving on this part as time went by! Comeon it was our first time ! pic courtesy: Some Mr. Chaudhary Dhaba, एक गरम शरबत !

• Anyways we carried further to take another stop but it was our final one uptil Etawah

• Finally are in इटावा ! We went 15 kms inside the city to see the Chambal National Park and we kept on driving but there was no sign of national park anywhere near. So we stop on a bridge and asked someone where is the National Park, and the reply was: ये ही नेशनल पार्क हैं ! we were so amazed rather disappointed, as the website mentions :

The rare gangetic dolphin is the main attraction of National Chambal Sanctuary. The other inhabitants of this sanctuary are magar (crocodile) and gharial (alligator), chinkara, sambar, nilgai, wolf and wild boar. Founded in 1979 the sanctuary is a part of a large area co-administered by Rajasthan, Madhya Pradesh and Uttar Pradesh.

Ten species under six genera and four families belonging to order Anura (toads & frogs) with their developmental stages have been recorded from the Park. Uperodon systoma, Polypedates maculatus and Rana crassa are recorded for the first time from the park. Besides, an interesting phenomenon of breeding of Bufonids was observed, which showed that B. stomaticus & B.melanostictus breeds during July-August on the northern slope of Siwalik ,whereas the same species breeds up to November on the southern slope. Polypedates maculatus, which inhabits the live tree-holes, breeds only in July.

National Chambal Sanctuary on the River Chambal is a refuge for the rare and endangered Gharial ( Gavialis gangeticus) and Ganges River Dolphin ( Platanista gangetica). The 400 km stretch of crystal clear water also supports Marsh Crocodiles, Smooth Coated Otters, 6 species of Terrapins/Turtles plus 250 species of birds. The Chambal river originates in Kota, Rajasthan and merges with the Yamuna at Bhareh. The river passes through sandy ravines which are famous for its dreaded dacoits. The river can be approached for birding near the town of Bah, Uttar Pradesh where Chambal Safari Lodge provides accommodation and has boating arrangements. Bah is a 5-6 hour drive from New Delhi via Agra
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सनसनी - Based on True Incident===========================================================================
Now the actual adventure begins, we saw few ladies taking bath in Chambal River so we went up there and saw sexy females in their sexy outfits taking bath, but all of a sudden a big crocodile attacks one of the माल लौंडिया. Mamla being the uber मर्द starts fighting with the crocodile in the mean while the impressed लौंडिया had sex with me but the maal female turns out to be the mistress of the Chambals, most wanted Dakait । So the fight begins. We were attacked by him, and with the bullets flying past us, we somehow reached our Bike and raced away from our probable death spot. anyways I Thank Mamla for being the true friend :D and by the way I forgot to mentions the gangetic dolphins did came to rescue Mamla while we was fighting the croc. Overall we did came across everything we expected to see.

--Mamla's Version of Story/Correction in the Narration --
The Gangetic dolphins did not rescue Mamla. The Mamla, the needs no rescuers, he gave the crocs hell with his bare hands (and feet - yaaz, the smells was the awfuls). Where the Gangetic dolphins come into the picture was with Hugster having sex with the maal laundiya. He used them as sex toys while he peloed that daaku's mistress on the ghat.

Few more pics of this place

• ममला, the croc hunter

• चम्बल, the नदी and the females and the घाटी'

• इन में से एक अब इस दुनिया में नही रहा ! कुछ दरिंदों ने उसके साथ बलात्कार करके उससे नदी में फेक दिया था ! भगवान् उसकी आत्मा को शांति दे !

• मल्ली देवता हमारे प्यारे ममला मालाइश्वर मेगानाध रजनीकांत स्वामी ! प्रभु लेंस पहन के गाड़ी मात चलाया कीजिये ! आपका तो कुछ नही पीछे बैठने वाली की हाथ में आ जाती हैं !

• अगला पड़ाव - अंग्रेजी सराब फरेरा मोड़, ब्रह्मण मित्र मंडल की और से नव वर्ष पर hardik कुछ-काम-न-आए ! sources - बोला पंडित, अजय पंडित,प्रमोद पंडित,दयाल पंडित, छोटे पंडित,अज्जू पंडित,सोनू भइया पंडित,बोबी पंडित, पोची पंडित !